i-D magazine like idk, wtf

Very often, I find myself saying, "D'you know I can do that? " or "Pfff, that's lame, I am better". Well, f**k me with something hard and sandpapery because I ain't got NOTHING on these ladies. Hats off.

Claudia Schiffer THIRTY-NINE

Helena Christensen FORTY

Eva Herzigova THIRTY-SIX

Bunny and Spy // X Games

Bunny : So, discover any new places to kick back?
Gringo : No, but I found out about DJ Hero.

Bunny : ?

Gringo : DJ Hero, like Guitar Hero, but DJ Hero.

November = look at beautiful people month

Georgia Jagger and photorealist, Richard Phillips' work. Similar much?

NOVEMBER aka uninspiring month - therefore... Jhanelle Johnson-Castillo

Behold, boy that I went to school with at the University of San Diego. How delish is he, ethnically ambiguous and brooding, YES!? JHANELLE JOHNSON-CASTILLO. He represented Cali for Mr. Cosmo.

Celine Resort 2010

Phoebe Philo. The talented gal who helmed Chloe for a bit. Rumour has it (for me anyway), that because her wish to have the headquarters be in London, A, and B, her collection was not as hit-o commercially as Chloe would've liked, she therefore turned in her resignation.

Now, I present to you Phoebe Philo for Celine.

Gave myself a little chortle because you can't take the Phoebe out of Chloe or Phoebe out of Celine! Miz Philo's stuff is really distinct and I am sure she will come up with her own atelier soon.

Genius! Lady Gaga Cha Cha

D'you know how clever this is? I am going to...

tweak my face or lose weight; decide to go incognito; to menstruate or have bbq sauce all over, but secretly because half the time, you don't know who I am! Yes!

Bunny and Spy // Mimi Bobeck

Bunny : I see your left boob!

Spy : I hate the bear.

Too Much

Money, clothes, boys,
Food and jewellery
None of which breathes logic, all of them cruel.

Come and go as you please, I say
Secretly, bleeding for more
I will have another serving, I say
Long gone, worn, married or old.

'Be happy with what you have', Right
Your eyes tell lies
And the lyrics, blind.

Pride, greed, lust,
Chemical imbalances and such
Panic at the break of dawn, and slumber while the city trolls.

Fred Lebain - A Spring in New York

Beyonce @ MTV Europe Music Awards 2009

It's nice, Atelier Versace sweetly wrapped around her curves, but I'm getting tired of THIS :

THIS :

AND THIS :

I see it's her thang to have bold metallics, body-con stuff. Seriously though, she looks like she's trying to reign by combining Lady Gaga and Rhianna. It's all peaceful and good because she's in show business - until you realise it's the same drone over and over and over and over... just like how even though she's not part of Destiny's Child anymore, she still has 2 girls accompanying her dance routines...

Can't touch this!

Hello fashion! Beautiful threads, luxurious designs... to the CLOTHES, not your FACE!

Please stop nipping away; the gargoyle, plasticine smiles are really not favourable. Takes the life out of whatever you are wearing. I can go into a manic rant about haves vs have-nots and the whole psyche that goes along with garnering more wealth and desire to self modify... Meanwhile, please know that you are "aight" to begin with so take it easy on the tweaks.

Pedder Warehouse Sale!

Self explanatory!

Post-Event Party of "The Ambassadors Ball 2009" @ W Hotel

Hong Kong Ambassadors of Design will jointly organise a Post-Event Party of “The Ambassadors Ball 2009” with Hong Kong Design Centre. To coincide with the celebration of the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China, the theme of the party will be “Comrades, Well Done!" (同志們，辛苦了！).

Date: 6 November 2009
Time: 11pm
Venue: W Hotel Hong Kong
Address: 1 Austin Road West, Kowloon Station, Kowloon
Ticket Price: $1,000 (including 3 drinks)Come dressed in Patriotic Red, enjoy a night of great music, fine wines and a spectacular view of the Victoria Harbour, and party till you drop.

All proceeds after cost will go to the above two organizations in support of design education and design development projects.For enquiries on ticketing, please contact Ms. P T Cheung at 3586 3379 or email pt.cheung@hkdesigncentre.org

Bunny and Spy // The Soothsayer

Bunny : This beautiful man loves me and perhaps has loved me for a long time, I just found out. 5 years?
Astronomical Man : Good, but take it easy.
Bunny : That's not a fortune.
Astronomical Man : Right, discount given.