Lindsay Lohan = Linda Lovelace

Inferno, how apt.

Lindsay Lohan 6126 Collection

Lindsay Lohan for Muse Italia

December 2009. I hope you find much happiness in 2010 LL xox.

Ungaro RTW Spring 2010

Oh Lindsay, what have you done to your once angelic face? D'you know I was really rooting for you? You make me sad, with those bloated lips and face uncared for due to excessive everything... you make me feel that you've lost the war with yourself. Look at those glassy eyes with no twinkle nor passion.

This was your chance to shine and give a cheeky backhand to those that did not believe in you! Lordy, it's a catwalk for crying out loud! Pull yourself together!

I've read that your collection was blah but this was really the nail in the coffin - used up, uninspiring and desparate.

As a staunch critic, I'd say Lindsay Lohan tarnished the good name of Emanuel Ungaro. On the other hand, it's not as bad as it seems, just not good enough. Perhaps more befitting for a partnership with H&M or Topshop.

Lindsay Lohan aka Artistic Adviser for Ungaro

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/10/fashion/10UNGARO.html?_r=1

D'you know, I was secretly praying for something juicy like this to be announced via Ungaro for MONTHS? HOLY GUACAMOLE! Disclaimer : Lindsay Lohan is my secret guilty pleasure...

Long story short, LiLo has been put on board as artistic adviser. Esteban Cortazar, designer for the fashion house threw in the towel, flipped a bird, yelled at random homeless people and left. No, I made that up, but you get the idea.

Kudos for being plucky eh Esteban? You stand for what you believe in, don't stick around people who push you around and is protective of your craft. You also seem petty, un-business savvy and c'mon, you cannot fight crazy with crazy, ya?

Lindsay Lohan, DON'T FUCK IT UP!

Hedi Slimane

Lindsay Lohan for Hedi Slimane

http://www.hedislimane.com/