BREATH OF CHEST COMMANDS THE REST

When the draft chases skirts in the hallway
I'd know who to turn to for advise
My chest of knowledge,
Always seems to know what's best.

Ah, the chest, the chest, the chest!
So many names, and such purposeful functions;
So little light, and so much banter.

'Ladies first' is so last season,
Because The Chest leaves the elevator first.
Loyal and soft spoken,
The chest follows you whichever way you turn.

You have yours and I have mine,
Internationally appreciated in all shapes and sizes.
Let us not forget,
The very important message it sets :
Do not belitte The Chest
The Chest always knows what's best.

- Bunny Chandra

youyoushop.bigcartel.com

After my weekend bender, it's good to stumble upon something that smells like an orange & mango smoothie, it also reminds me of the potpurri smell that has rubbed off on your fingers... it's so pleasant!

Muscles - I want to stalk you in Melbourne

What an exciting day! I feel skinny, my friend's visiting and I found out about an amazing artist earlier this week and I've got the DL! D'you know about Muscles?

I was trying to discover more about Muscles and here's the rundown :
Muscles is an electronica music man
Muscles hails from Melbourne, Australia
Muscles' Guns Babes Lemonade album rocks my mornings

I love his upbeat electronica sound. Imagine Gnarls Barkley's catchy hook meets Gorillaz warbly sing-song + TV On The Radio's melodies. His songs are shouting songs, a lot of oomph for the gym, driving on an open freeway in California or when you're making soup.

Here's Ice Cream - not the official video but such a lovely song for when you wake up to a drizzly morning with some sunshine.

Get familiar and have a nice weekend!

DIANE von FURSTENBERG

On a mean streak perhaps? But I'll have to change the slogan to, "one dress, endless regrets of purchase".

It's looking acceptable because the model has a fantastic figure for, well, modelling clothes. Now, imagine a girl with some curves, who doesn't strike a "leg lift with delight" pose every other step. The possiblity of looking like a hungry rabbit, entrapped in a leopard mucus film is very high.

I still love you DVF.

Stacy Haiduk @ Daytime Emmy Awards 2009

This is not cute, not funny, and I won't even go into the "Who is she wearing?" realm. What is it with cats and bags being so easy to hate on?

First of all, if you're going for the theatrical effect, get a real costume, a la Katy Perry or Bjork at Cannes in her swan ensemble. Grow a pair, go big or go home, don't do a half-a$$ed job. Makes you look OLD.

Secondly, it gives the impression that you had asked for mink, but your stylist embezzeled the money and gave you cat instead.

Third, it's aesthetically unpleasant, it hurts my eyes. I think my contact lens just cut up my cornea.

Last but not least, someone needs to be reprimanded. This is very unbecoming for the red carpet!

E-LABEL - I just passed out and woke up

D'you know on nights out, either my four-year-old black shorts, or leggings are my uniform?

E-LABEL has to be one of the most exciting news this week. Been rather burnt out at work... so when I discovered this I keeled over, saw my Godesses, and woke up recharged and inspired.


Their "bottoms" are insane. Please check them out, stay fresh!

http://www.shopelabel.com/

Corporate Angel Network, Inc.

Kimora Lee Simmons and bankers, take note!