When the draft chases skirts in the hallway
I'd know who to turn to for advise
My chest of knowledge,
Always seems to know what's best.
Ah, the chest, the chest, the chest!
So many names, and such purposeful functions;
So little light, and so much banter.
'Ladies first' is so last season,
Because The Chest leaves the elevator first.
Loyal and soft spoken,
The chest follows you whichever way you turn.
You have yours and I have mine,
Internationally appreciated in all shapes and sizes.
Let us not forget,
The very important message it sets :
Do not belitte The Chest
The Chest always knows what's best.
- Bunny Chandra